Mario Bros. Costumes $35.99 from ThinkGeek.com
One of these days, I’m going to bring a little zygote into this world. And when Halloween comes around, you can guaran-damn-tee I’ll be putting them into costumes like these from ThinkGeek. Sorry, future baby. You’re doomed. And until you’re old enough to tell me you don’t really want to be baby Yoshi or a 1-Up shroom, that’s exactly what you’ll be.