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Spitzer tries to eat his own face after his public apology
while standing next to his wife (who is obviously plotting her revenge).
Oh, man. The hypocrisy is thick in the air today. New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer – the same dude who talked all sorts of smack about how sex and violence in video games are poisoning our youth just got busted for participating in a prostitution ring.
SNAP!!!
Let’s take a little trip down memory lane and hear what ole Spitzer had to say in 2006:
Like all parents, I know it is increasingly difficult to protect our children from negative influences… we have learned that when self-regulation fails, government must step in… we must do more to protect our children from excessive sex and violence in the media…
Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based… Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying… a game like ‘Grand Theft Auto,’ which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute… (Source: Game Politics)
HAHAH! What a tard. Way to prove how NOT playing video games keeps you a stable, respectable member of society, Spitz!!! (I want to make a spits or swallows joke so badly right now, but I will restrain myself and move on.) Apparently, Spitzer was known simply as Client 9 to an upscale prostitution ring and got busted for setting up a deal with some ho they call “Kristen.” You can read the full FBI doc here if you’re into that kinda thing. See, Spitzer… the thing is, gamers will SIMULATE stuff like that so that we DON’T ACTUALLY DO IT. Get it? No? Okay. I guess you can just go back to eating your face.
UPDATE 03/12: SPITZER RESIGNS, WILL STEP DOWN ON MONDAY
“I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me,” he said in a brief news conference announcing his intention to resign, effective Monday. “I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good.”
He added, “Our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.” (Source: CNN.com)
Huhuh. He said “rising.”
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And John, yeah, I’d say “high-class hooker” is a little off. I sure as SHIT would not be standing by my husband’s side. No way, dude. If I were her and there weren’t kids involved, I’d probably make a deal for millions to do an exclusive interview with someone good and air ALL of the dirty laundry. Cause you know that his prostitution addiction couldn’t have been the ONLY drama going on in that house.
“Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute, something which they really shouldn’t be doing until they’re mature enough to hold an elected office.” (quote may be slightly inacurate) His wife’s face in that pic is priceless.
Left by Sam on March 10th, 2008