The Game Dame™

Today is a very special day for The Game Dame. Yes, my friends, I got a text message from Jesus. Well, not DIRECTLY. But one of his Home Saints was spreadin the Werd.

Here’s the message I got:

Jesus said “If u deny me in front of ur friends, I will deny u n front of my father!” If u luv him send this to 10 of ur friends.

I don’t recognize the number it came from and when I did a Google search, nothing came up for it. At first, I assumed the message must have come from some earth-bound religious fanatic. But then I started thinking that there’s really no reason that Saint Peter and the angels wouldn’t be down with the latest TXT lingo. Maybe it’s part of a J.C. media blast. I can visualize the pitch now:

ANGEL EXECUTIVE #1: Alright, Jesus. Here’s the deal. The kids today want a savior they can relate to. So… we’re going to have to change your image a bit.

JESUS: *sigh*

ANGEL EXECUTIVE #2: Oh, come on J-Dog, chin up.

JESUS: I really wish you’d stop calling me that.

ANGEL #2: Sorry.

ANGEL #1: Soooooo! Here’s what we’ve come up with. We’ve compiled data on the 13-30 year old demographic we’re having such a hard time capturing and it seems that they all have one thing in common…

ANGEL #1 & #2: TEXT MESSAGING!!!

JESUS: Text messaging?

ANGEL #1 & #2: TEXT MESSAGING!!!

JESUS: What’s wrong with stone tablets?

ANGEL #1: J, baby. Stone tablets are out. Digital tablets are IN!

JESUS: Alright, talk to me.

ANGEL #2: We’ve organized an entire text messaging campaign combining two things that these mortals love: text messaging AND stuff they can send to their friends. There’s NO WAY this can backfire on us.

ANGEL #1: This could be good, baby. Really good. You won’t just be Jesus anymore. You’ll be… you’ll be…

ANGEL #2: CYBER Jesus.

ANGEL #1: YES! Perfect. Cyber Jesus. Whattaya think? I see a lot of potential with this one!!!

JESUS: Lets do this thang.